Lindsay Lohan Update

(Andrew —  I apologize now for being a bastard and for what I'm about to reveal.)

***SPOILER ALERT!*** If you plan on seeing the Teen Choice Awards come Wednesday Night avert thine eyes!

Lindsay Lohan won four, yes, four surf boards on Sunday. All were for her role in Mean Girls opposite Tina Fey and rising star Rachel McAdams. Her winnings were in the following categories:

Best Movie Actress in a Comedy
Best Movie Hissy Fit
Best Movie Blush
and Movie Breakout Star Actress (for both Mean Girls and Freaky Friday)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie hosted ... blah, blah, blah ... Lindsay Lohan won FOUR awards! Rejoice, for all is right in the world.

Check out the Pop Culture section of Entertainment Weekly for more information.

— Atticus West