Birthday Wishes for Atticus West aka redrocketboi
'Tis the season for birthdays. I'm still celebrating Lindsay Lohan's. And as luck would have it, mine is coming up rather soon.
Yep, yep, yep. You know you've made it big, when other bloggers post your photo on their website along with a simple but appropriate birthday wishes. M@ (yes, that's right — pronounced "Matt") was nice enough to do just that. Thanks, big guy.
Y'all may think that we (Ed note: actually, just me) here at Popculturejunkies are just pretty people that don't feel emotion. Some of you seem to think that I'm a cold heartless Simple Life obsessed carb-addicted bitch. Hey, I cried when Yoanna become America's Next Top Model. And know that it hurts daddy when you don't leave comments.
So to celebrate my birthday I'd like to share with y'all some of my favorite comments from dear faithful readers. Yay me, Happy Birthday!
On Mary Kate Olsen
From NotYou: You sick bastard. How dare you make fun of the poor girl. I hope one of your female family members/friends/wife/daughter dies from an eating disorder so someone else can make fun of you. Asshole. Burn in hell you dickheaded monster, bastard, cretin and loveless, gay looser!
I don't like the Twins but that doens't mean i'm laughing at the misfortune of others. FUck you fucking shit head.
Ed note: I really like the fact that NotYou mentioned that I'm gay. I hate when 13 year old girls hit on me. So, um, thanks.
From C-Marie: UR A FUCKING ASSHOLE...i mean is that all ur time is used for is making ppl feel like shit. That was pathetic. i mean mary-kate is in a serious matter and ur making fun of her. GO TO HELL. i hope something bad happens to u soon cuz u ficking deserve it for that comment. I cant believe u wud have a heart like that. O wait u prolly dont have a heart u sick bastard. Mary-kate is beautiful no matter wut and shes going to get help, and shes going to look as good as ever. and ur comments r going to make her prove u wrong. I dont have the time of day to read this so im going to exit before i go crazy. again...UR A FUCKING BASTARD AND AN ASSHOLE AND I HOPE U ROT IN HELL ASWELL.
xoxo,
c-marie
Ed note: Still, C-Marie gives the love when she ends with "xoxo." Love ya, too.
From Mystic: u fucking dick.
From Icy: you're a total loser. a LOSER hu luuvs to see others in ordeal. learn to keep ur mouth shut and not to hurt others with it. MK rocks big time.
From Ashley: Wow. I'm wondering if you recognize your own personal insecurity as you maliciously rip apart a successful, inovative entrepreneur who has conquered things that most adults don't in a lifetime. Sounds like you suffer from the same disorder as MK. I mean who really comes up with "its-not-my-fault-I-have-an-ass-the-size-of-a-Japanese-bullet-train." Personal experience?
On my idol Lindsay Lohan
From Mike: I think Lindsay Lohan is super terrif because she enforces for our young Americanas that their bodies are ugly and they really should be getting boob jobs by the time they are old enough to drive. Go Lindsay!
To us, ahem, "older" Americans, Lindsay reminds us that it's ok to pump your skinny teenager full of silicone, because she probably make you lots of money in movies. At the very least, your busty 17-year old will have a much steadier summer income writhing on a pole in some strip mall in Florida than frosting baked goods at Cinnabon.
Ed note: Although not totally directed at me, mess with Lindsay and you mess with me.
Ed note: This post contains one lie. This really isn't a photo of me — I'm much bigger in person.
—Atticus West
Yep, yep, yep. You know you've made it big, when other bloggers post your photo on their website along with a simple but appropriate birthday wishes. M@ (yes, that's right — pronounced "Matt") was nice enough to do just that. Thanks, big guy.
Y'all may think that we (Ed note: actually, just me) here at Popculturejunkies are just pretty people that don't feel emotion. Some of you seem to think that I'm a cold heartless Simple Life obsessed carb-addicted bitch. Hey, I cried when Yoanna become America's Next Top Model. And know that it hurts daddy when you don't leave comments.
So to celebrate my birthday I'd like to share with y'all some of my favorite comments from dear faithful readers. Yay me, Happy Birthday!
On Mary Kate Olsen
From NotYou: You sick bastard. How dare you make fun of the poor girl. I hope one of your female family members/friends/wife/daughter dies from an eating disorder so someone else can make fun of you. Asshole. Burn in hell you dickheaded monster, bastard, cretin and loveless, gay looser!
I don't like the Twins but that doens't mean i'm laughing at the misfortune of others. FUck you fucking shit head.
Ed note: I really like the fact that NotYou mentioned that I'm gay. I hate when 13 year old girls hit on me. So, um, thanks.
From C-Marie: UR A FUCKING ASSHOLE...i mean is that all ur time is used for is making ppl feel like shit. That was pathetic. i mean mary-kate is in a serious matter and ur making fun of her. GO TO HELL. i hope something bad happens to u soon cuz u ficking deserve it for that comment. I cant believe u wud have a heart like that. O wait u prolly dont have a heart u sick bastard. Mary-kate is beautiful no matter wut and shes going to get help, and shes going to look as good as ever. and ur comments r going to make her prove u wrong. I dont have the time of day to read this so im going to exit before i go crazy. again...UR A FUCKING BASTARD AND AN ASSHOLE AND I HOPE U ROT IN HELL ASWELL.
xoxo,
c-marie
Ed note: Still, C-Marie gives the love when she ends with "xoxo." Love ya, too.
From Mystic: u fucking dick.
From Icy: you're a total loser. a LOSER hu luuvs to see others in ordeal. learn to keep ur mouth shut and not to hurt others with it. MK rocks big time.
From Ashley: Wow. I'm wondering if you recognize your own personal insecurity as you maliciously rip apart a successful, inovative entrepreneur who has conquered things that most adults don't in a lifetime. Sounds like you suffer from the same disorder as MK. I mean who really comes up with "its-not-my-fault-I-have-an-ass-the-size-of-a-Japanese-bullet-train." Personal experience?
On my idol Lindsay Lohan
From Mike: I think Lindsay Lohan is super terrif because she enforces for our young Americanas that their bodies are ugly and they really should be getting boob jobs by the time they are old enough to drive. Go Lindsay!
To us, ahem, "older" Americans, Lindsay reminds us that it's ok to pump your skinny teenager full of silicone, because she probably make you lots of money in movies. At the very least, your busty 17-year old will have a much steadier summer income writhing on a pole in some strip mall in Florida than frosting baked goods at Cinnabon.
Ed note: Although not totally directed at me, mess with Lindsay and you mess with me.
Ed note: This post contains one lie. This really isn't a photo of me — I'm much bigger in person.
—Atticus West
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