From the bathroom in New Orleans

iPod your very own photo for $20

Don't ask me who these gay guys are. My calf muscles are not that big.

Now for those of you with any designer know-how or Photoshop 101 class, this may seem like a sham, but mostly it's a gut wrenching feeling of "why didn't I think of doing this?"

Yet Kevin Muoio and Dave Schroeder of ipodmyphoto.com are revolutionizing the holiday card this year. For $20 you can get your very own photo ipod-"ed."

You can also get t-shirts, gift cards and baby portraits from the site.

But if you want me to do it, I'll gladly take your $20.